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To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.
"I was sad langers last night old boy"
Langers means cool. Well actually it means sodomy, but sodomy is cool.
Dude 1: "Dude the cast of Monk are doing a special reunion" Dude 2: "Langers!"
A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.
Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.
Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer
A person from Cork. Onomatopoeic with the cry of the Corkonian. Also their mating call.
Person A: Good evening, sir! From where doth thee hail?
Person B: De people's republic of Cork, ye langer!
Person A: Thank you. I shall avoid going there.
Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.
My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.
Irish slang term meaning Filthy Drunk
That ole' Mick Jamie pissed himself, he's nothing but a Manky Langer