Someone who is being an idiot or fool or acting in a silly or foolish manner.
Being drunk
What a langer!
Did you see how much he's had to drink, he must be langers by now.
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A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.
Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.
Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer
Someone who owns a Japanese car.
The langer in the Glanza
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A person from Cork. Onomatopoeic with the cry of the Corkonian. Also their mating call.
Person A: Good evening, sir! From where doth thee hail?
Person B: De people's republic of Cork, ye langer!
Person A: Thank you. I shall avoid going there.
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Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.
My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.
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Irish slang term meaning Filthy Drunk
That ole' Mick Jamie pissed himself, he's nothing but a Manky Langer
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a condom- originates from the name of an Australian cricket player, Justin Langer. Term developed in Western Australia.
Did you bring a justin langer?
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