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When a vagina tenses in reaction to the presence of a person to whom they are supremely attracted.
When approaching my Tinder date, there was a definite vagina leap.
An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"
Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!
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An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.
Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"
Tom: "That's fucked!"
Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"
Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"
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When playing leap frog, it is the act of dragging ones nuts across the back of the other player's neck and head.
Letharian: Do you wanna play leap frog?
Equivel: No dude, everytime we do that you always end up leap sacking me.
Letharian: I know.
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When you have vaginal sex on Leap Year in a position where your girl is jumping up and down on your dick and you cum in her and it leaks out causing a creampie
Adam - Me and my girl were having vaginal on this leap year and she made me drop a quick Leap Smear
Owen - Damm, wish I could get a Leap Smear that fast with my girl
The day that needs to be there only every four years because of the time that builds up yearly. Those who are born on it have a dilemma of when to celebrate their birthday(If they even do unless it is Leap day.)
“I was born on Leap Day.”
“So are you 4 or are you 16?”
Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place
I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.
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