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When a vagina tenses in reaction to the presence of a person to whom they are supremely attracted.
When approaching my Tinder date, there was a definite vagina leap.
An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"
Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!
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An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.
Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"
Tom: "That's fucked!"
Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"
Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"
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When playing leap frog, it is the act of dragging ones nuts across the back of the other player's neck and head.
Letharian: Do you wanna play leap frog?
Equivel: No dude, everytime we do that you always end up leap sacking me.
Letharian: I know.
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The day that needs to be there only every four years because of the time that builds up yearly. Those who are born on it have a dilemma of when to celebrate their birthday(If they even do unless it is Leap day.)
“I was born on Leap Day.”
“So are you 4 or are you 16?”
When you have vaginal sex on Leap Year in a position where your girl is jumping up and down on your dick and you cum in her and it leaks out causing a creampie
Adam - Me and my girl were having vaginal on this leap year and she made me drop a quick Leap Smear
Owen - Damm, wish I could get a Leap Smear that fast with my girl
Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place
I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.
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