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an adjective used to describe anything negative.
syn: boring, disgusting, lame, unintelligent, shitty, useless, worst
This shit is lemons.
or:
Fuck you, you fucking lemons.
for example of something that is lemons:
www.lemonparty.tv/
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A lemon is a story of explicit nature, often seen as fanfiction for video games, anime or manga. It can range from mild to extreme adult scenes. Lemons are usually rated 18+ and are not recommended for minors.
"This lemon is rather steamy compared to one I read yesterday."
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A sour yellow fruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates.
USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons!
All-American Boy: Why thank you fine sir. *eats* DOWN WITH THE WEST!!!
USSR Guy: *evil laughter*
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Very intimate and descriptive x-rated stories about fictional couples written by crazed, perverted fangirls.
Perverted fangirl: I just read the best lemons story about Edward and Bella!
Normal person: Um... that's weird.
Perverted fangirl: *giggles* I've read it five times.
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The act of standing around like a lemon.
Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!
Paul- Sorry Mush.
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A consumer product that was purchased new or like new with apparent malfunctions.
Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.
This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.
The Mac Book Pro has had good reviews by most consumers, but mine is a lemon because it does not function as expected.
My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.
The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.
My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.
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A form of sexual activity in which two men recreate the act of juicing a lemon with their genitals
Guess who I'll be lemoning tonight Richard ;)
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