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Linting is when you really want to talk to someone ( especially someone you like) but you feel too clingy and uncomfortable. This often happens when you feel like you always start the conversation while texting. When linting you might feel sad because you feel like the person you’re trying to talk to or text is getting annoyed with you or doesn’t really like you when deep inside you know it’s just you, but then you get to thinking that it might not be just you. A lot of times this can be mistaken for overthinking.
Girl 1: I really wanna text him but I’m scared I’m annoying him
Girl 2: Nah you’re not you’re just linting
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when you hook with a fat girl and you try and find the vagina but all you can find is the belly button so you finger that and it cleans out the lint in her belly button.
I was so drunk that one nite on spring break i was linting that bitch
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To call for something to be played again during a game (esp. tennis). Usually said repeatedly and excitedly until someone gets slapped.
Wimbledon Umpire: Lint!
Guy: Did that guy just say Net... or Lint.
Guy 2: Net, ovbiously!
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The term comes from loose toilet paper particles. Clinging to the butthairs and ballhair. From rapid movement trying to remove pudding skins after taking a poop or hairy hurdler.
During this pandemic the use of cheap toilet paper has been the go-to choice for many.
The shelves been stripped of all paper products. Leaving only lower quality bargain store brands.
Hey Jimmy was eating Kristy and said she had Lint Balls.
Mommy calls dingle berrys Lint Balls.
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The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.
See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"