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loaf

A unusually large amount of ejaculated semen.

Dude, I totally just loafed all over her face. It was so messy, she needed a blanket to clean up, a towel wouldn't suffice.

by LoafCrew July 05, 2015


loaf

noun. a chunk of bread

"I ate that loaf you bought."
"You bastard!"

by bill November 21, 2002


loaf

A tern used to describe a thousand dollars

Ex; "yo I made a loaf today."

"Damn a whole a g. Word!"

by angeredadonis April 01, 2010


loaf

loaf - to headbutt someone in the face.

I loafed that stupid pig right in his stupid fucking face.

by Robin Farrell July 30, 2004


loaf

A fat, obese, and gross person that wears clothing that doesn't fit them. Their rolls of fat normally slide out of their shirts.

loafyyy, your so fat

by bibabo April 21, 2007


loaf

referring to someones oddly shaped head that resembles a bread loaf.

holy that guy has a huge loaf

by bob hermansonton March 22, 2006


loaf

hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.

(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura

by anon March 28, 2005