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random guy: wow that was a nice low blow
prostitute: thanks its my job
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The act of holding in a juicy fart while in public, only to sneeze, causing you to involuntarily rip a noisy grumpy at the same time. Usually followed by desperate seat-shuffling or forced awkward conversation in an attempt to conceal embarrassment.
Professor: And so the hypotenuse is equal to the square of . . .
Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)
Jack: Dude . . . You alright?
Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!
(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)
Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?
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While having sex you think it’s the best yet but your partner doesn’t and insults you. You revenge by a cream pie and ghost them.
Bro that hooker gave me a dirty low blow while at my bachelor party
Please don’t have a dirty low blow like you did with Betty or anyone else
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The perfect comeback and or repartee for a very bitter remark that may leave personal scars. May be used in a sarcastic and or subtle-dirty joke manner.
Friend 1: Did you hear, Jenny loves going down on men?
Friend 2: Yo, low blow bro!
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A blowjob from a woman that is so short she doesn’t need to go on her knees.
That I got a low-blow from that midget stripper last Tuesday.
“Did you check out Clarisse last night? She gave me a low blow”
“The midget?”
Slang only fleetside kinsey thugs use
“wow man that was a low blow low fucking blow man”
lowblow- a attack that hits close to home