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A very gay man, usually lives with his mom. His favorite foods include chode, shlong, dicks. Occasionally he will dress up in a hot dog outfit shouting the word "nigger" every time he sweats a drop of sweat. He also reeks of diarrhea, pickles ,or just dead babies.
"God dude you smell like a malek"
"Well. Better then what you smell like"
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Someone who sucks a lot of dick everyday
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an egyptian god who radiates big softie energy and deserves every single Oscar even though that’s impossible
did you watch bohemian rhapsody?
yes my king Rami Malek killed it yet again
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egyptian actor who played freddie mercury in bohemian rhapsody amongst other things. a real softie who only updates instagram once a year and calls a groupchat a ’textchain’. dating lucy boynton (aka the most gorgeous woman youll ever see). is also very passionate about the fact that they shot live aid on, and i cant stress this enough, the first day of shooting borhap. has a group of male friends
i want rami malek to hold my hand. that man exudes big uwu energy
The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST DELICIOUS man to ever play a dead king in ANY movie. And the HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST DELICIOUS man to every play a gay teen on a TV show.
Woah... Have you seen Night At The Museum with Ben Stiller?
Yeah! And that hottie Rami Malek played King Ahkmenrah, the egyptian king!
He also played Kenny on the war at home!
Man, that guy is sex on a stick!
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if a sexy guy and candy floss had an threesome with an Egyptian god, had a baby, then sent it off to acting classes, it would be Rami Malek.
Did you see Rami Malek on The War at Home?
Yes, HES SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME AND SHOW HIM HOW GAY I AM.