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Where a girl shoves a mars bar pussy and a guy eats it out
Hey guys theres suzzie lets have a mars bar party
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Taking a shit. Possibly a violent altercation.
Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'
Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'
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When u put a Mars Bar up her and then as it melts u eat it out of her.
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When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk
I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar
A sex game. great at parties.
Wat u need:
1 mars bar(fun size will do) sum girls, sum guys.
Wat u do:
Get da mars bar and put it up da girls pussy and then da bloke has to eat the mars bar without using his hands (tung and teeth only). u hav 2 figure out ur own way 2 choose whose turn it is.
Fucking Awesome. play it
Lets play the mars bar game. (say it wen there are fit girls @ a party)
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slang word for scar beat that ha!
so how's ben gettin on with his mars bar
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A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis
Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar