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over-sized men's clothing, such as baggy pants, occasionally with rubber bands around the ankles, XXXL T-shirts, and hoodies that extend to the knees
Is Ray expecting or did he just lose 150 pounds? He's been sporting the men's maternity wear lately.
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When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.
Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
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when theyre twins but they have different dads
tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins
a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.
"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"
When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.
"I might have a maternal crush on you."
You: "I don't have any cash on me right now"
Your friend: "You know what else you don't have? A maternal figure."