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Mauded (adjective): Describes the process of getting verbally and intelligently smacked down/burned.
Haha, that chick got totally and utterly mauded by her!
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A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where two handles of grey goose vodka and any amount of marijuana and/or heroin are added to the mixture of piss, shit, blood, boogers, cum, ear wax, and other stuff inside the cone.
So you’ve done an STC, but have you done Massive Maud?
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Big Lebowski's daughter. Artist. Her art has been commended as strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.
Likes sex.
Also, the mother of the smallest Little Lebowski.
Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
The best love story ever. Period.
With the greatest soundtrack ever as well.
You know it's true.
Even Andy Warhol admitting to blubbering at the end of Harold and Maude.
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A cliche used to describe a couple in which one partner is significantly older than the other.
Taken from the title of a cult movie (1971, Hal Ashby) starring Bud Cort and Ruth Gordon. Intergenerational love affair between a 20 and 79 year old, culminating in an important life lesson. Has an excellent Cat Stevens soundtrack and stellar photographic/cinematic effects given the technology of the time. For many, the closing sequence (last 15 minutes) of the film qualifies as one of the best endings in modern film.
Man, that 85 year old widower and that bottle blonde are totally Harold and Maude!
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The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. She has big boobs and a booty, so guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!
Look at that hot girl! She's such a Sara-Maude.
Omg, you're so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I'm going to die laughing!
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A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where two handles of grey goose vodka and any amount of marijuana and/or heroin are added to the mixture of piss, shit, blood, boogers, cum, ear wax, and other stuff inside the cone.
So you’ve done an STC, but have you done Massive Maud?