Maus

Real Meaning:
German super heavy tank of WW2 aka Panzer VIII with a 12.8 Pak 44 Cannon with the tank weighing around 188 tones

Meme/Gaming Meaning:
A freaking heavy tank made out of pure German steel and tracks made out of Mice that can crush a modern M1A2 Abrams. Stay away from it or get panckaked!

Hitler: Einen neuen Panzer bauen (make a new tank!)
Engineer: Tiger II?
Hitler: Nein
Engineer: Capture KV-2s
Hitler: Nein
Engineer: A tank made out Cheese and let mice eat it and call it MAUS
Hitler: Jawohl!

Maus

Nice, awesome, perfect, affirmative, copy (as in radio lingo), and in some instances meaning yes and or no by place either of the aforementioned words. Yea maus or No maus.

Dude: I'll see you at the bar in fifteen.
Bro: Maus!

Or

Chud: I banged that fat waitress last night.

Brah: Ugh, no maus

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Maus

An angered Newgrounds BBS moderator. Who is also a self-proclamied lesbian.

Maus is loved by the majority of the Newgrounds BBS.

I love that Maus bitch

Maus will lock your faggy topic

"If Maus was a can of pepsi, how would you drink her?"

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mau

a person with very dark nipples

general eric is a mau

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Mau

An adorable little man of spherical stature, inquisitive countenance, and shiny cyan feathers; possesses the ability to speak, although limited to the language Mau; lacks arms, yet has stocky little legs, fat feet, and a tail

Admirer: Wow, Mau, you are absolutely adorable.
Mau: Mau, mau mau maumau mau!

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mau

an angell on earth, mau is the only person you wanna talk to all day, you can trust him with your secrets and he will lock them in a 9ft thicc safe. you gotta love our crackhead mau <3

mau is the greatest person ever, all he does is listen to 999 and XO

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Hau Mau

Romanian slang term meaning a massive dump

Andrei we shouldn't have eaten those giant burritos yesterday. Stay clear of the toilette, I clogged it with a giant hau mau.