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flip me like a flapjack

"tell me both sides of the story."

"...and then he spilled his soda all over me, he didn't give me any gas money even though I drove him all the way to Boston, and he didn't even kiss me goodnight!"
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."

by bambi1234567 May 30, 2009

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


handle me like a man

rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .

That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .

by handle me like a man March 30, 2017


Jump me like a kangaroo

To have sex with a girl on top, who forcefully jumps up and down.

β€œThere’s so much we have yet to do, now jump me like a kangaroo!” -L. D. Avidan

by TTom1000000 September 27, 2018


fuck me like a rockstar

something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.

His fans occasionally will scream β€œany day” after he says it in the song.

Me: β€œFUCK ME LIKE A ROCKSTAR”

crush: uhh no-

by jxdnbae February 28, 2021


played me like a jap

To be disrespected. To be treated like a fool.ok

My girl played me like a jap.

by cicero central 22 March 19, 2014

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.

Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.

by droidlover June 5, 2011

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


love me like damn

Someone immensely annoyed at giving love but receiving none in return. May kill. Watch out.

β€œWILL YOU JUST LOVE ME LIKE DAMN. I TRY SO HARD AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN. IM GOING TO KILL YOU.”

by JuniorGiant January 23, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž