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"tell me both sides of the story."
"...and then he spilled his soda all over me, he didn't give me any gas money even though I drove him all the way to Boston, and he didn't even kiss me goodnight!"
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."
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something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.
His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.
Me: “FUCK ME LIKE A ROCKSTAR”
crush: uhh no-
rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .
That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .
To have sex with a girl on top, who forcefully jumps up and down.
“There’s so much we have yet to do, now jump me like a kangaroo!” -L. D. Avidan
To be disrespected. To be treated like a fool.ok
My girl played me like a jap.
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1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
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Someone immensely annoyed at giving love but receiving none in return. May kill. Watch out.
“WILL YOU JUST LOVE ME LIKE DAMN. I TRY SO HARD AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN. IM GOING TO KILL YOU.”
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