love me like damn

Someone immensely annoyed at giving love but receiving none in return. May kill. Watch out.

“WILL YOU JUST LOVE ME LIKE DAMN. I TRY SO HARD AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN. IM GOING TO KILL YOU.”

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Dennisism

Religion centering around a grandfather’s ashes. Practitioners of Dennisism have fairly regular sermons every Wednesday, followed by service every other Saturday. The major peculiarity of this religion however must lie in its 10 commandments. It involves not being a goon, not stealing toes, and periodt. Instead of prayers a shake of the dice up high and muttering of “Oh word” signifies proper worshipping. Overall, practitioners of Dennisism can be described as quirky, humorous people who are deeply devoted to this cult-like religion.

Yo, did you know Missouri is the founding place of Dennisism? *shakes dice up high* “Oh word.”