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A pie filled with meat of some sort.
Example: Chicken, Beef, Pork, or in some cases, your neighborhood judge. Refere to sweeney todd
Person1: Ms. Lovett's meat pies are the best! What's in them??
Person2: Idk but they sure are go-*crack* Theres a fucking finger in my meat pie!
Person1: D=
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What hapens when you go on a golf outing with friends. Wind up at a bar and drink too much then jump off a curb with a hot chick on your back. Face hits the pavement resulting in a meat pie.
Holy shit, that guys fucking face was bleeding bad. He looks like a meat pie
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In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.
Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.
The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.
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The act of consuming a Viagra and then forcefully and vigorously penetrating another man's anus without lubrication because they fucked with you one too many times.
Man I must have made fun of Jim one too many times last night because he gave me a Jai Meat Pie and power fucked my ass so hard that I can't sit down or look him in the eye anymore.
A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu
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