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men

n.
helmet/facemask used in kendo.

Last practice, I tied my men wrong, and so I completely cut off the circualtion to my brain, and nearly fainted.

by Eiliries August 21, 2005

1634๐Ÿ‘ 688๐Ÿ‘Ž


Men

As judging by U.D posts, someone who is okay for women to generalize just like racists do, calling them pigs, perverts, shallow, cheaters, oppressors, etc, and it is okay for a woman to be a misandrist sexist pig towards the entire population of men, yet it is not okay to generalize or insult women in any aspect or else you are a sexist misogynist pig. Gallop polling says 60% of married people found cheating were women, but men are accused of being "the cheaters" on urban dictionary, by misandrist sexist pigs.

Men are supposed to adhere to the "be a man" gender role where they have to be strong and make 100% of the income, do all of the heavy duty work, and have a big penis, but it is not okay to say that all women need to adhere to the woman gender role which is being a skinny subordinate with large breasts who doesn't do anything but make her man sandwiches. It's not offensive to assume that all men want are power tools, but it's offensive to assume that all women want are vacuums.

Woman can ask for all the physical appearance they want yet still not be called shallow, and those same people will hypocritically call men shallow when they do it.
Men are people with enormous inequalities that never get addressed, like not being able to get their child by any means in custody just because he was born with a Y chromosome, having to pay his female partner half of his money after any divorce for any reason, and so many societal double standards that it's not even funny.

A fat guy with a pretty girl: That guy thinks he's entitled, he's not a "real man" he looks weak as a jellyfish!

A fat girl with a hot guy: You go girl! No one should have to put up with your physical appearance, but men everywhere need to get fit, have a big penis, make 100% of the income, and be a "real man" because it's OKAY to promote this "be a man" gender role, but it's not okay to say that women need to "be women" where they are skinny, have large breasts, and who's only goal in life is to be a sex toy and make sandwiches.

by ACTUAL Equality February 22, 2014

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Men

a random word usually expressing ones frustration or anger, when no other word can desribe the situation.

Guy: i think we need to break up, you not good enough
Girl: MEN! "kicks guy's junk"

by Mc Kallie November 20, 2006

1314๐Ÿ‘ 565๐Ÿ‘Ž


Men

Most of them are good people, but I have noticed some things women have said on the site and a lot of the definitions for men on this site are very sexist.

Some sexist women on this site seem to think we are all the same. We aren't. Believe it or not we are not all sex-crazed rapist maniacs or bloodthirsty warmongerers. Most men can keep their urges under control and satisfy them with porn and masturbation, most of us don't want or need to rape women because it is a horrible thing to do. Most of us don't want to murder people or start wars because it only causes suffering, the people who do these things are horrible human beings. Most of us don't think we are better than women, we see them as equals. I don't know why people think we don't, my parents always told me to respect women and see them as equals.

Of course some men are assholes and sexists and i won't deny this, every possible group in the world has assholes, it is unavoidable because it is in human nature to be an asshole. Some women are also assholes and sexists like the people above.

But I don't get why all of the definitions for men seem to be negative, while the ones for women are so glorifying and praising.

Men and women are equal but different. Two sides of the same coin. Two opposites who need each other.

Now, this was a very long post but it's been on my mind for a long time, so let's just stop all of this and love each other a little more.

Most men do not think women are "Cum dumpsters", "Bitches", "Whores" or"Kitchen sluts". The good ones (The majority, at least in the western world, I wouldn't really know how it is in other cultures because I don't live in a place with those cultures.) respect them and view them as equals.

by MrNotASn1per April 28, 2016

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men

Not really any purpose. They say Women are useless sex objects who are only good for cooking, cleaning , etc, then get mad when the women bitch at them. Think they are the greatest people alive. Most guys are ug-a-ly. Sometimes there are cool men, but they usually get killed by another man, because in man-life you have to be a worthless ass.

Guy who you just met: Lets fuck, you're blonde, I'm horny.
Blonde girl: How about not?
Guy who you just met: What a bitch! Go do the dishes, cunt! MEN RULE!

by funkfunk April 13, 2006

2354๐Ÿ‘ 1087๐Ÿ‘Ž


men

stupid human beings.

did you see those men over there?
yeah they we're stupid.

by iheartnone June 6, 2010

2051๐Ÿ‘ 949๐Ÿ‘Ž


men

see useless prick.

-the source of all sexist rumormongering and societal ridicule aimed at women.

-the inferior species.

-the cause of war.

Men are a shitstain to humanity.

by cambria April 28, 2005

2103๐Ÿ‘ 1018๐Ÿ‘Ž