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adj. or n. Faux-merican is an individual who claims to love freedom, but in fact knows very little about freedom. The average faux-merican will tell others what to do, what's right and what's wrong, and encourage or force others not to do things he/she deems as "wrong". They are usually conservative, but can come from any political background. They are the people who bash the French for no reason. They are the folks who watch Foxnews and think Rush Limbaugh is a swell guy with a little problem. They're the people who spat on troops coming back from Vietnam. They are ignorant, undereducated, but have opinions on anything and everything which are usually wrong. They are the folks who chastise you for speaking out against the war in Iraq.
In short, they are the people who give America a bad name. They are closet fascists who think that freedom means doing everything the bible / cnn / Rush Limbaugh / Bill Clinton / or whoever / whatever says. They're the ones who make you cringe and wish you were Canadian when they open their mouths.
"Even though gay marriage doesn't affect me in the slightest, I think it should be banned by a constitutional amendment. Gay people don't deserve freedoms or rights."
"Dude, stop being such a faux-merican."
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The way American Fork is pronounced with a Utah accent. Other words include;
Melk: Milk
Pellow: Pillow
and
Moun'n: Mountain
Guy 1:Hey man where you from?
Guy 2: Merican Fark, Utah.
Guy 1: Oh sweetness!
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A teenager homie who lives in Merica does noth'in all day long but sleep in couch all morning, unattractive but have a out of the league girlfriend, lives a silent life and he's broke too but his dad's a typical Indian hardworking man turned billionaire
Merican Abhishek is kinda definition to describe a Indian-American named teenager abhishek
(noun) Pejorative term for an underprivileged Texan. Used commonly by Texas socialites to convey disapproval or disdain towards people from rural areas/southern Texas.
"merican" is a derivative of "American" popularized by 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush. "merican" is not capitalized due to the inconvenience of simultaneously requiring two keys (shift + a), which could require putting down the enormous hamburger and typing with both hands.
"wetback" is now an ethnically-based derogatory term for Mexicans, but was officially used by the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service until 1954.
"Y'all's don't git it. Her family were lucky enough to be livin' on the right side of the Rio Grande River in 1836, but she'll never be more than a merican wetback....oh, sorry for the poor grammar, I meant to say "correct side of the Rio Grande River."
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The plessure of being the fatest country in the world
first country to have a McDs merican plessure
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Bangladeshi American!!!
Confused Bangali who is suffering from identity crisis!!!
Sometime Ba-merican's are more confused then the ABCD's (American Born Confused Deshi) man!!!
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Mare-i-can
(Also Amerijuanan)
A person in America (possible including North and South America, but more specifically the United States) who partakes in the consumption of marijuana by smoke, vapor, or ingestion (IV too, but felt ridiculous to include.)
So, in summary: A person in America who partakes in any kind marijuana use.
"I'm a True Merican, I smoke weed everyday."
"Is Obama Merican?"
"So, since Clinton probably ate brownies when he 'Didn't inhale', is he Merican?" (yes)
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