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An Ex-NFL player who executed dogs with a bunch of his wankster friends. He used to play for the Atlanta Falcons, where he showed amazing talent, but was too stupid to know how to play quarterback. He is now scrutinized by many around America, but the black people in the inner city of Atlanta seem to feel sorry for him. This is probably due to the lack of education and common sense among black people.
Al Sharpton gave Michael Vick a blowjob during an NAACP meeting.
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1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record
2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job
3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them
4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there
5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses
Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.
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The combination of a good running back and an average quarterback. Also fumbles WAY too much.
Michael Vick is a good runner, but a so-so passer partly because of his subpar recievers.
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One of the best running quaterbacks in football history:
get's more rushing yards then most runningbacks
fast as shit and can juke out almost any body
"Yesterday Michal Vick rushed for 147 yards!"
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aka superman
a quarterback for the falcons who is simply amazing. granted he doesnt have the greatest stats when it comes to passing but makes up for it with his running ability. falcons games are extremly exciting because of vick and skill with running the ball.
Ganstawitit Smith: did u see monday night football? Vick was a G with the ball.
Tom McTruG: I kno. Tell me why tedi bruschi tried to hold him. vick cut his ass up and jetted for a 45 yd TD.
Ganstawitit Smith: i kno i was buggin out...my eyes almost left mah sockets.
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A former NFL quarterback (with the Atlanta Falcons), who basically had it made. He was getting way overpaid and doing a horrible job being quarterback. He was a much better than most running backs, wide receivers, etc. He was later caught dog fighting, which I'm still not sure why.
Me: "Did you here that Michael Vick got busted for dog fighting?"
Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"
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Yeah, he made his mistake. He got penalized, he changed. Philadelphia got over it, and helped him become a better football player. Even though he has apologized, proven himself, and everything else he could possibly do, people still havent forgiven him. Here in Philadelphia, we have forgotten his past, because we know he is a good person, productive, and a amazing asset to our beloved Eagles team.
Yes, 2011 was his down year due to injuries, and his lack of sliding. Its in his blood, to take charge, and run, but he gets injured too much, therefore he needs to, but just possibly cant. His down year may possibly be because desean jackson was having a down year too. DJacc is the eagles deep threat. He is a force to be reconed with, that is when he is playing on top of his game.
Michael Vick is a extroadinary person, off and on the field. People need to forgive and forget, like Philly has. He is an amazing asset to the Eagles, and to your fantasy team (;
"Tom- Hey did you see that Eagles game Thursday? Mike- Yeah, Michael Vick sure did save the game !"
"Who cares what he did in the past, his changed now.!"
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