Mikey

Pronounced 'Mike-ee' - Slang abbreviation for Microwave.

'Ere Baz, bung it in the mikey, I paid 50 knicka for that mikey, 800W, Sanyo, bung it in the mikey Baz.'

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Mikey

Mikey is what you could call perfection. Everything they does is perfect, from the way they sings to the way they draws. Mikeys are very modest and don't even realise that everyone loves them. Mikeys aren't all that good at academics (like maths and English) but they are very talented in other areas. Mikeys usually have amazing brown eyes, brown hair and maybe long arms. Mikeys are truely amazing and unique. Sometimes they can be shy though like a mouse. Mikeys are one of the best people you could ever meet. If you ever meet a Mikey, you are very lucky.

Person 1: Mikey is amazing
Person 2: I know right
Person 1: MIKEY
Person 2: WE LOVE YOU!!!!!
Mikey: *doesn't realise*

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mikeis

Mikeis is saying mike with a lisp

Joe:hey mikeis
Mike:who's mikeis
Joe:its you with a lisp

Mikey

An amazing guy that tends to say "lolz" and "word" alot. He will make anything fun and tends to make people jealous of his awesomeness.

Boy-"I'm really sorry!"
Girl-"Why can't you be more of a Mikey?!"

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Mikey

He is a small faggot ... bully and all round dickhead if you like him or his inbread family you are thick in the head u nonce stay away from him he is a sly cunt ‘

See that small bastard over there he’s Mikey

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Mikey

A young boy that leaves his friends to smoke darts and rip bongs and flirt with sluts he will break your heart

(small doodle)
(probably has lung cancer)
(wont live past 23)
(has very smooth skin)

there was someone smoking a bong in the alley last night

oh it was probably mikey

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mikey

the best person that EVER walked this planet. the person people want to be. the nicest. the coolest. the most romantic. the hottest. (i lost the game)

Kid - "SORRY I GET SUCH BAD GRADES! I CAN'T HELP IT!"

Mom- "Well if you were more like mikey, we wouldn't have this problem now, would we?"

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