Half Missus

A lady who you do everything with you would a girlfriend, but she's not your girlfriend.

Last week me and my half missus went to the movies.

Missus Corbett

A sexual position where a woman starts in the reverse cowgirl position and then rolls her torso back until laying against the man's chest. This allows him to reach around and massage her and has a good angle for him and her.

Dude 1: 'My lady and were getting busy and she reverse cowgirled me!'
Dude 2: 'Dude, did you roll her back into a Missus Corbett? Its awesome!'
Dude 1: 'YES, Sir!'

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Tissue for your Missue

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.

Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...

giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home

driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!

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Missus Missus Missus

When your small and stout female dog behaves poorly with little remorse for her actions

“Maebie NO!!! Don’t poop on the floor. You’re being a Missus Missus Missus”

Missue

An issue or problem that is unique to male members of the species homo sapiens

Guy 1: My girl constantly complains about my small dick.
Guy 2: Damn dude, that’s a serious missue you got there.

sangas missus

Has the biggest fuckin 5 head you've ever seen, almost compares to the size of her mouth. Will grease you off if you try to Interact with Sanga. Very dangerous, causes lots of stress extremely up herself, kill on site

Fuck sangas missus is a dumb bitch.