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a kiss that is shared under the mistletoe alone or public
often seen around the holidays
a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble
We shared a mistletoe kiss so we wouldn't get in trouble with my dad.
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When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head
Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost
I wore a 3-piece suit, jingle bell cufflinks, and my mistletoe beltbuckle to the christmas gathering.
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Mistletoe, like the plant taken for holiday parties, that is taken in such highly concentrated amounts, instead of kissing under it, two people must have sex instead, at that instant.
"Oh, look! Some super-mistletoe!" said John.
"Haha, yea you're right," replied Jane.
And then they fucked.
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Phrase used during the holidays. Using a sprig of mistletoe in a bar or other gathering place, you can use this phrase and walk up to any person and ask to mistletoe you. You are asking for a kiss as it is traditional to "kiss under the mistletoe". The person asking is providing the mistletoe to hold over the intended receiver of the kiss, unlike the customary stationary mistletoe that is hung in doorways or over chairs. Can be used as a pickup line in order to try and kiss random people.
Drunk Guy: Hey, can I mistletoe you?
Hot Girl: What?
Drunk guy holds mistletoe over hot girl's head and makes kissy face.
Hot Girl: Go Fuck Yourself!
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Gertrude and I were walking downtown last night when we stumbled upon some Vegas Mistletoe
Place a mistletoe over your bum-hole and when your partner is making out with your asshole surprise then with a shit.
I gave Randev a good old dirty mistletoe last Christmas
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