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A furry animal that shall soon be the rulers of the universe. They have big ears.
"They're coming man. The monkeys. They're coming for me!"
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Monkeys are haplorhine ("dry-nosed") primates, a paraphyletic group generally possessing tails and consisting of approximately 260 known living species. Many monkey species are tree-dwelling (arboreal), although there are species that live primarily on the ground, such as baboons. Most species are also active during the day (diurnal). Monkeys are generally considered to be intelligent, particularly Old World monkeys.
Hey there is a monkey over there in the bush!
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The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.
I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.
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Species linked closely to humanity. Left humans behind and moved to space. Earth monkeys still exist on earth because they are evil and were also left behind.. Earth monkeys want to kill us... Space monkeys will be our salvation
The Monkeys Are Coming
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Verb--to roast/burn a complete and total idiot when you can't think of anything else dumb enough for them to understand. Go back in their evolution, if they ever evolved in the first place!! XD
"OMG ur soooo stupid! You monkey!! No wonder you're not evolved enough to know what 1+1 is."
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To fool with something. To fix, tinker, mess with.
Stop monkeying around with that!
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Soon to be the ultimate rulers of the universe. Let it be known that they really are in charge, we only hold the illusion we are. Oftentimes mistaken for the origins of man and therefore subordinate, really, they control everything!
The monkeys are coming.
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