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The name of a film, directed by Barry Jenkins, that portrays the life of a young, black, gay child growing up in Miami during the 1990s cocaine epidemic. The film shocked everyone in the 2017 Oscars when it undeservingly beat frontrunner "La La Land" for Best Picture after Warren Beatty read the wrong card.
After Warren Beatty screwed over La La Land, the producers of Moonlight went onstage to accept an award that they did not deserve.
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A television programme originally broadcasted by ABC. A rip off of Forever Knight but with more ass-kicking and sexy vampireness. Involves irritating blondes with high voices and bad American accents.
Mainly watched by middle aged housewives.
Josef Konstantin: You know when I met her, she was building a pirate army.
Mick St. John: A pirate army?
Josef Konstantin: You know, back in the day you could do that kind of thing.
Mother: Did you watch Moonlight last night?
Other Mother: Yeah, Mick St. John is totally lavilicious
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When one person in a relationship has sex again with the third wheel of a threesome after the partner falls asleep.
Bobby did you moonlight with Jessica after I fell asleep last night?
Don't try to fight the moonlight because it CANNOT BE DONE.
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*earrapes* SPOTLIGHT UH MOONLIGHT UH
nobody:
Nobody ever:
Nobody on this earth:
Literally nobody in existence:
Jah: SPOTLIGHT UH MOONLIGHT UH!!!!!!!!
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When an otherwise very attractive person has too many freckles covering their face for them to be seen as attractive in sun light.
:Her face didn’t look that good around noon but by midnight she was Megan fox
:told you man, she thrives in the moonlight
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