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A women's retaliation to a Simba. When it's that time of the month she randomly wipes period blood on her male partner's forehead. Then loudly proclaims "Mufasa". Then in utter disgust he starts to shake violently. Muttering the name Mufasa over and over again.
"Your husband hasn't been himself lately." -Female neighbor-
"Oh, he thought he was funny and gave me a Simba during sex. So I gave him a Mufasa to pay him back."-Wife-
"Oh is that why he's been sitting in the corner crying? When will boys learn, women fight dirty." -Female neighbor-
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noun; a penis which is shorter than its surrounding pubic hair; resulting in a "lion mane" look.
"She said she wouldn't S on my D until I trimmed my mufasa"
"When I showed her my mufasa, she asked me where my dick was."
"Due to the mufasa, she had to comb through my mane to get to my junk."
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What you say when you see our taste something that you really like. This is the highest level of finess.
Simba = Cute; Roshanda = Fine; Mufasa = Extra Fine
Scenario: The finest thing you've every seen walks in, like I dont know T.I.
A girl would say: Mufasa!!!
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n. Code for an extremely hot guy. Created after a hot guy walked by my friend and I while we were laying on a beach in hawaii and My friend was like "Woah, he's hot!" and he gave us a funny look.
Not to be confused with a cute boy which would be a simba.
Girl 1: Oooh, Mufasa!
Girl 2: Oh yes! where?
Girl 1: 11 o'clock.
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When you cum on a girl's stomach, rub your thumb in it, and wipe it on her forehead.
Guy: Bro, I would have nutted in her mouth, but she insisted on a Mufasa.
Friend: Why in the hell would she do that?
Guy: I have no idea. But it made a great story, didn't it?
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An older woman around age 80+ who looks to pick up younger men.
Johnny says: hey man im gonna go inside real quick
friend says: ok
mufasa: ooo look at the young man.. hes just my type and i heard his friend call him johnny, ill try to see if he wants to be my new boy toy.
The final stage of drunkness-typically wasted out of your mind. The stages begin at kitten, then move up the feline chain, ie kitten, lynx, mountain lion, cougar, mufasa
I am so mufasa because I drank so much tonight.
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