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muff

A women's pussy or vagina if you like that word better which I really don't care anyways.

I heard he liked her muff.

by Robert L. Walker August 3, 2005

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muff

When someone does something dumb, you muff them with your hand swipe upside their head while sayin muff and move your hand back and forth in a sawing motion

Turn off your car before your battery dies an shit dude............................................................an shit man..... I was bein sarcastic nigga.
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!

by ROberto Fabre June 29, 2003

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muff

an area of pubic hair between the legs

first person:
i opened up her legs and got attacked by crabs.
second person:
dude, she really has to shave her muff.

by burntice September 15, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff

a furry ornament for an erect penis

My penis wears a muff every Saturday night.

by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009

62๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff

fanny - womans genitals

ive been a muff diver for many the year
and spent all my money on muff divin gear
from goggles to flippers to oxygen tanks
if i cant have a muff dive ill just have a wank
and its mo ther well
motherwell fc

by pele February 10, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff

well, my friend THOUGHT It meant a cunt. but we came to UD & realized it meant a BIG HAIRY SMELLY VAGINA.

Cause you are long in the pants, short in the weina, sucking my MUFF like a vacuum cleana.

by muffbreath November 5, 2005

56๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff

MU-FF
- noun, verb, adjective, pronoun

-noun: a muff is an adorable muffin-like girl.
-verb: 1. to muff- to engage in muff-like activities.

2. to take part in a time consuming, very enjoyable activity that is usually seen as unproductive.
-adjective:- muffy: muff-like, precious, humorous when
used in this manor the word muff is taken as a compliment by most
-pronoun: the adorable muffin-like person or figure being
discussed

Examples of muff:

-noun: Muff is standing by Marcel the shell with shoes on.
-verb: 1.Yesterday, instead of doing my homework, I got my muff on.
2.While Avery read aloud to the class, I was - completely muffed out.
3.On Monday of last week I was muffing when I was supposed to be cleaning my room.
4. I muffed hardcore last weekend.
-adjective: Today Avery saw a muffy girl wearing elephant boxers scampering down the road.
-pronoun: I was thinking muff was going to make me CD
with all of muff's favorite jams on it.

by muffmuff69 October 28, 2010

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