multiply without a calculator

To reproduce, formally or to fuck, casually speaking.

I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.

Penis Multiply Syndrome

Penis Multiply Syndrome also known as (PMS) is an extremely rare disease only known to ever have one victim. The disease makes you very very bad at games and apparently has the side effect of allowing you to bust multiple nuts

Guy 1: oh hey Guy 2 did you hear that Alex has Penis Multiply Syndrome?
Guy 2: no way Guy 1 that’s a fat rip

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Go Forth and Multiply

How to tell a mixed-gender group of your employees that you said to someone "Go fuck yourself."

I told that gimuntuan grandmother fucker and ass-covering tea bag wearer FT to go forth and multiply.

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Bliss Blanket Multiplier

For the sexually enlightened couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Multiplier. All the listed uses of the Bliss Blanket are in bounds but with clothing optional. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket and engage in sexual activity. The Bliss Blanket Multiplier requires that the number of orgasms be at least 1 greater than the number of participants in the blanket.

Don't stop, one more and we'll join the Bliss Blanket Multiplier Club

go ye forth and multiply

The only passage in The Good Book that hormone-steeped young studs find of any pleasure.

A lot of Bible verses can be intentionally misinterpreted and then shamelessly used to further a selfish/evil cause or desire; "go ye forth and multiply" is a prime example, since it seemingly justifies a teenage boy's pleas to a chick --- even a pious Christian girl --- that she spread her legs for him, since "God told us to procreate, so you would be disobeying His Word if you refuse me".

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Multipliant

Compliant on multiple issues or fronts, diversipliant*.

I found myself multipliant with the Covid mandates and restrictions because I reckon we can reinvent money - and Social Credit did so 100 years ago - but we can't raise dead people from the grave.

Curses Multiply

All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.

Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.