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MVP

Major Vaginal Pounding

My girl was way jacked up the other night and was begging for a MVP

My bitch likes it rough so I give her the MVP

by papa jayroe May 29, 2010

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MVP

Most Valuable Penguin

Private the penguin had saved many lives of the penguins which proved him to be the MVP of his gang.

by penisisfunny22 July 12, 2017

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MVP

(1) Most Valuable Poet (on the mic)

2)Most Valuable Player in team sports

Im The MVP

by ac January 31, 2004

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MVP

Mike, Vinny and Pauly. A night dedicated to these three hitting the club without anyone else and finding hot chicks to bring home. On the Jersey Shore

It's MVP, not MVP-A. No Angelina, you can't drag your stanky as* to the club with us.

by sssquAURE August 13, 2010

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mvp

a wwe superstar none as motel vontaviose porter debut in 2006 former u.s. champion uses a finisher called the play maka very arrogant and cocky but sometimes can back up what he sez most of the time just gets his ass kicked

dude one-OMG kane just set mvp on fire :O
dude two- good he sucks anyway

by big Chad February 11, 2008

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MVP

1) Most Valuable Partier

In order to attain this title, you must do at least three of the following things at a party:

-Keg stands without puking
-Go undefeated in beer pong the whole night
-Have no hangover the next day
-Arrive at class/work on time the next day
-Hook up with at least one person you don't know and not remember it the next day
-etc...

Dude 1: Yo Mike did four keg stands, went undefeated in beer pong, had a bottle of vodka, and didn't even puke last night!

Dude 2: Did he get to class on time today?

Dude 1: Yeah

Dude 2: Damn! He's the MVP then!!

by maugust February 24, 2010

81๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


MVP

The best player on the best team

"I know that Westbrook has played the best and been the most valuable to his team, but Stephen Curry is going to win MVP, because he is the best player on the best team."

by theruraldictionary April 1, 2015

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