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A work of art, a place that no man may ever touch....ever....
Hey have you seen my ass? It's beautiful.
31👍 1854👎
Term for your bitch.
Don't touch that bitch, that's my ass!
23👍 1845👎
expression that some turists adopts to say Mijas (small touristic town at Costa del Sol, southern Spain)
Excuse me sir, is this the road to my ass?
21👍 1941👎
The best thing you can say to someone when they offend you
Guy 1: you r so ugly
Guy 2: ugly my ass
60👍 13👎
Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.
Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.
Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.
Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
188👍 52👎
When someone says something and you believe that it’s a lie/ you know it’s a lie.
Person 1: me and name are in a relationship
Person 2: relationship my ass!
46👍 16👎
1. “I”
2. “Myself” or “Me personally”
“This is a typical mistake my dumb ass would make.”
“I don’t remember the night; I allowed my ass to get too wasted!”
“Just keep my ass away from from vodka next time”
10👍 3👎