Cargo My Balls

The act of holding a set of man-sacs up with your finger, or preferably a small stick, to search under his scrotum for loose change, like a hungry hobo.

I craved a Hot Apple Pie from McDonald's Dollar Menu, but was short 50-cents. My boyfriend yelled out "Cargo my balls," and I found enough change for a small milk too.

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Suck My Balls

Eric Cartman's favorite phrase

Mr.Garrison: How would you like to see the school counselor?!
Cartman: HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?!
Mr.Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman:Im sorry im sorry actually what i said was(speaks into megaphone): HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK...MY...BALLS? Mr. Garrison
Stan: Holy shit dude....

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by the hairs on my balls

to just barely finish or complete a task

Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.

Busting My Balls

1.When somebody is Bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

Shit Bitch, quit Busting my Balls about me being out all night with my friends.

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lick my balls

A frase used to express extreme disagreement towards a request.
Roughly translated as "I strongly disagree with your request my friend."

Father: "Turn off the damn game and mow the lawn son."
Child: "LICK MY BALLS!"

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Bieber My Balls

A phrase made up by MTV Live host Daryn Jones says when anyone makes fun of Justin Bieber.

Nicole: I hate Justin Bieber.
Daryn: Well then you can bieber my balls

Nicole gets turned on because she wants to get with Daryn Jones, but he would never get with a girl as annoying as her.

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Oh my balls

Generic reaction of a man who has been hit in the testicles.

Oh my balls, my balls!

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