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Something minute that angers you extremely badly, but is no big deal.
boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.
"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."
an expression meaning you have a sexual attraction to someone else. the word "my" is usually stressed.
June: Oh, he could heat MY beans any day!
Katie: Yeah, he is so hot!
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A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.
After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.
While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?
It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.
Leon, could you please get my beans?....Leon! Leon my beans !!!
Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.
It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.
“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”
“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”
Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.
When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"
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