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So it may have been taken down now but on the 6th of April 2023 I wrote about my then boyfriend leon I loved leon but the sunset is beautiful isn't it? Why did it have to be this way I don't know but I wish I was a better person and that I could let go of my emotions. I don't know if he ever loved me but we were together from 27/03/23 - 27/05/23 (UK system) it's been 25 days since "the end" and each day I've thought about him, it's been in a way a quick 25 days because even though we were together from winter to the early summer that time felt longer than now due to the fact I didn't stop missing him when he wasn't around.
P. S: I still miss him and I wait for him but I've had to come to terms with the fact I've spent so long on a losing game.
I guess I've gone from saying Leon my bean to,
I lost my bean.
an expression meaning you have a sexual attraction to someone else. the word "my" is usually stressed.
June: Oh, he could heat MY beans any day!
Katie: Yeah, he is so hot!
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Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.
It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.
“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”
“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”
A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.
After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.
While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?
It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.
Leon, could you please get my beans?....Leon! Leon my beans !!!
Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.
When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"
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