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If someone says “you’re my bitch” that means you’re very beautiful and that persons loved u the mostest and you should be really nice to them and make them sandwiches
Dannicake said to graciebean “you’re my bitch” then graciebean made him a sandwich:)
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Synonym for "My Mom" because usually when people say "my mom" they're referring to what she did to piss them off or to describe how she was being a bitch.
My Bitch said i couldn't go to Hellogoodbye and see alex :/
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My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS
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Some times used to refer to a shotgun.
Jhon : "Dude u just blew his head off!"
Kyle : "Yea the shotgun's my Bitch."
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when you're drunk and you say suck my bitch dick instead of suck my dick bitch.
basically the same thing as saying suck my dick bitch but its a shit-ton funnier
oh you fucking fuzznut, suck my bitch!
The same as saying "that's not my problem". Coined from the classic Metallica song off of Load.
Draggin' me down, why you around?
So useless
It ain't my fall, it ain't my call
It ain't my bitch
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