Clean my Cat

When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out

Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”

thrash my cats

Scour around for some money to make a purchase.

I sure would like to buy that car. Let me go home and thrash my cats, and I'll see if I can come back later with the money.

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pet my cat

To wack off after waking up

after i woke up i had to pet my cat

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my cat is jumping

feeling sexy, bored, looking for something to do, ready to get a little wild or crazy, maybe used sexually but doesn't always mean sex, just looking for a thrill

I am going crazy tonight! I can't find anyone to go out with and my cat is jumping!

Must be a full moon tonight, I can already tell my cat is jumping!

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You my cat, dawg

A phrase said to a true cat, when they a true dawg.

"You my cat, dawg"
*passes blunt*

"Thanks dawg"

"he's my cat"
"Dawg"

come meet my cat

Female invitation to sexual intercourse.

Come meet my cat and make that pussy purr.

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I ate my cat

When the time feels weird and you don’t know what to say

I ate my cat yesterday