Get my ducks in a row

Complete one's preparations, become efficient and well organised. This synonym for get one's act together probably alludes to lining up target ducks in a shooting gallery. Slang; 1970s

I'm trying to get my ducks in a row before I go to Munich.

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lick my duck’s asshole!

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.

Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!

sick my duck

drunk way of saying my sick duck (which is a mallard)

Drunk guy: im saad
me: why
Drunk guy: sick my duck soo...
me: WHAAAA????????????????????

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did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.

Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

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Duck My Sick

A way of saying "Suck my dick" that actually sounds cooler than saying "Suck my dick". Also the name of one of the racehorses on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

This punk ass can duck my sick!

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duck my sick

Means suck my d*ck. Say this to any idiot who pisses you off and wont get it because they lack common sense!!

Haha u da dumb huh

duck my sick, bich

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Duck My Sick

Used by Eazy-E a.k.a Eric Wright in one of his songs for referring to getting your dick sucked. From the song "Niggaz My Height Don't Fight".

Gimmie this, gimmie that, gimmie this, gimmie that
Bitch, step back and don't try to jack
"But mister dopeman, dopeman, can I get a hit?"
No, hoe but you can get my duck sick...

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