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Quite possibly the most annoyingly retarded and overused phrase used today. Even more retarded when abbreviated.
"Oh I dropped my slushee... fuck my life..."
"Oh my god I farted fml.."
etc. etc. etc.
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Phrase uttered after the sudden realization sets in that your stuck in GITMO. Often associated with symptoms of depression, alcholism, insomnia, suicidal tendencies.
"Honor Bound... Fuck my life"
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you say this when something you thought is going to happen doesnt or it fucks ur plans up.
or when your hearing info u say it
Tyler:hey brad you want to stay the night tomorrow?
brad: sorry already have plans
tyler: fuck my life!!!!
brad:lol
tyler: lol ikr?
theres an exaple or
i go to the doctor and they say if i run or do physical activity my lungs will bleed cuz of blood vesels i popped. so they say u cant to it or theyll bleed and im like well fuck my life... there you go now go spread that like aids :
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A phrase use when one is royally pissed of when something goes wrong.
Used in the movie "superbad" by the guy working at the liquor store when he has to clean up spilt beer.
a form of raging
*your crush walks by with another girl, your pop just exploded and you failed your exam so you say...
fuck my life!
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an annoying and careless phrase used to promote self-degradation.
to admit having no value in ones life.
Coined by the liquor store clerk in the movie SuperBad.
Uncle Same: I got a C in my midterm, Fuck My Life!
Uncle Chin: Yes, fuck your life, do something about it!
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The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.
Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.
Matt: No!
Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.
Matt: Dam that's a bummer.
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This is what you say when you life totally sucks cock.
Dave: "You've lost everything"
Me : ''Fuck my actual life!"
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