y my pp hard

When your penis is erected.

Him: Y my pp hard?

Dr: You gay lmao

57👍 9👎

y my pp soft

Yo pp look like a wet noodle

Him: y my pp soft
Dr.: you jus gay

12👍 4👎

white stuff out of my pp

its cum

why is white stuff out of my pp
that C U M

10👍 2👎

Mom why is my pp hard?

Little kid: mom why is my pp hard.
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m

Mom why is my pp hard?

10👍 25👎

Help I zipped up my pp

Someone help please

It hurts

Now it's purple

Me: Help I zipped up my pp

Guy next to me: that sucks

1👍 3👎

ligma my pp

lick ma my penis/anus

bro ligma my pp.