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Napoleon complex

Usually these are pain in the ass man baby types that are constantly compensating for having a trump stump. Outspoken control freak with low intelligence, has a resemblance of a horse's ass.

Oh shit, here comes that idiot cop with the Napoleon complex. Hide the weed!

by DonnyBrasco76 August 8, 2018

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Napoleon Complex

A term used to describe a person with below average height, but has another strength to make up for their flaw(s). This term comes from the fact that Napoleon was a short man, but a famous military and political leader.

"Wow, that midget is a genius!"
"Yeah, he really has a whole Napoleon complex."

by Don Cleche June 10, 2010

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Academic Napoleon Complex

When students who attend a small college insist that their school is academically superior to bigger universities, when in fact their SAT scores and acceptance rate proves otherwise and their school is just not any fun.

Several students who are bitter about not getting into the state school they grew up supporting who now attend mediocre liberal arts colleges are prone to showing signs of an academic napoleon complex.

by gocardinals16 November 18, 2012

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Napoleon 4x4 Complex

A serious and sometimes fatal psychiatric condition. The individual suffering from the disability finds themselves under-endowed and attempts to assert their manhood through other outlets; i.e. driving large trucks with no good business purposes for doing so.

"Did you see that as* driving the 4x4 over a curb??"

"Yep. Classic case of the Napoleon 4x4 Complex. We should pity him."

by Nmaiello July 21, 2014

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Napoleon Dynamite complex

when someone is really awkward and is a jerk because of it, similar to the character "Napoleon Dynamite"

Wow, Ryan is really on one today... Their Napoleon Dynamite complex is out in full force. So awkward.

by whoopsnapoleon August 10, 2018

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reverse horizontal napoleon complex

A theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people who are overweight. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying, spreading rumors, manipulating or even harming others who may stand in their way, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical or social shortcomings. A reverse horizontal napoleon complex has many of the same characteristics of a normal napoleon complex, with the difference being an overabundance of body mass as opposed to a short stature. This complex is sometimes synonymous with roid-rage, but can also apply to people with an abnormal or excessive fat accumulation where the subjects BMI is over 30.

That biker has reverse horizontal napoleon complex, he thinks he is big and bad because he weighs 300 pounds.

by strykermech January 30, 2021


Napoleon complex deluxe

A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!

Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024