sadlet

The diminutive and therefore depressive sadlet is a manlet who is sad about being a manlet. This particularly miserable member of the manlet family can often be found crying in public at the sight of happy couples or stumbling around on stilts while loudly singing Holding Out for a Hero, in a vain attempt at finally attracting a mate. The minuscule sadlet enjoys lonely walks on the beach while sobbingly listening to his favorite song, I wish by Skee-Lo.

Why is that silly, little sadlet weeping in the manlet pit over there? Lol, I don't know - maybe he was driven to madness by manletism? Hahahahaha! Let that sadlet cry me a river, hopefully he will drown in the manlet pit!