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Someone everyone should love and i love a lot hes so funny and talented and i would do anything for him please marry me
“wow did you see neil go to that party!”
“yeah they looked hot”
A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,
' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'
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a simp, very tall, gay twink
an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field
he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen
'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says
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Neil is the best person in the world. Smart and funny. The perfect person.
Neil is awesome
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to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.
thanks a lot, you just neiled it.
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Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.
Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?
ya that's fucking horrible.
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shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.
If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil
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