noor

A FUCKING CUNT FROM THE MISS PEREGRINES SERIES

eliza: god i hate noor
her friend: same noor is trash

16👍 21👎

max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

5👍 5👎

elizabeth

somebody who laughs at slightly larger than average sized grapes then smears yogurt on her face

elizabeth: LOOK AT HOW BIG THIS GRAPE IS IMFUCKINGC RYING AHAHAHAH
friend: it isnt even that big

elizabeth: *smears yogurt on face and dies*

23👍 4👎

eliza

a teenage girl who is actually a crow, but will deny it

friend: eliza is a crow

eliza: stop fucking telling people im a crow im going to beat the shit out of you im not a crow

friend: see

5👍 8👎

neil

a simp, very tall, gay twink

an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field

he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen

'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says

16👍 8👎

dave

cunt

dave immediately

2👍 2👎

pickle neil

look max i turned myself into a pickle im pickle neil

neil: im a pickle max im a pickle im pickle neil

max: what the FUCK