Gay Alien Nightclub

An ingenius concept that involves making a niche market for when homosexual members of interstellar species will come to Earth for a good time.

Hahaha you all laughed at me! This Gay Alien Nightclub is going to make me a millionnaire.

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Vibe Nightclub

A place in Rockingham WA where skanks hang out to get drunk, sleep around and give random guys BJ's.

I picked up this easy lay from vibe nightclub last night.

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Nightclub Blue Balls

This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.

Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"

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Philippine nightclub

Dip your cock in adobo sauce and woman licks it off

She gave me a Philippine Nightclub last night!

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The First Guy to Own A Nightclub

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.

Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB

A guy that came from MINNEAPOLIS and slapped the SHIT out of me on THE ROOM 16 SLING.

I did not realize he was in POST FARTUM DEPRESSION.

FUCK HARDER PRINCIPLE applied as just look down there.

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB as the way you slapped me around it was indicative of my PEDOPHILIA sales talk of the NIGHTCLUB in FEMALE CLOTHING.

When I FARTED on the SLING as YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB said we are done.

Now the FUCK SEARCHER is on for the PLOW THE BACK 40 as have to watch the split as they are out for YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB bloodletting ceremony and a FIST FUCKING .

wonderland nightclub

A place for under 18’s go to shake their non-existent meat on their bones for lonely white boys to control

‘Wonderland nightclub’ is where all my friends go to shake what they don’t have