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Contraction for pen is.
The penis mightier than the sword.
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a common mispelling of pennies.
Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.
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something that you play with when your 4 years old then later find out it contains milk that your supposed to drink.
oh that was great penis milk!!
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The penis is a magical instrument that you inject into the type of cheese called a vagina
Hey gals wanna hear my radical penis
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The male body part that Justin Bieber didn't grow.
(Boy) Mum, what's a penis? (Mum) A penis is the thing that the crap singer doesn't have it where it should be. (Boy) Where is his then? (Mum) He only has one in bed in his mouth.
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