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you have good luck and everything turns out fine for you
Boss: Heres your money
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks
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Refering to an insanely erect male penis!!
I had an absolute stonk on!! It was uncontrolable!!
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World War II British slang for a massed artillery bombardment on an enemy position.
5th Battery'll be stonking Jerry in the morning!
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1. When you invest in Stonks, you put a lot of risk and money into it and hope to get more money than you put in. Usually high risk, high rewards
2. It could also refer to financial losses, like debts, or loans, just please don't commit tax evasion and you won't be in stonks
3. Similarly, it can also describe a poor financial decision, such as lack of savings, paying off the wrong debt first, or just having a crappy credit score.
George loves investing in stonks.
Katherine was in stonks after the divorce.
Finn had a habit of overusing credit cards, which turned out to be a HUGE stonks
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The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade
When you up to your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of 1:
"Stonks"
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Oh my fucking god! Did you see that girl's stonking great tits?!
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