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a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.
National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.
I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.
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National Flip Off Day : April 12th
Go around flipping off random people and tell “ Suck my finger hoe “
“ it’s national Flip Off Day fuckers “
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December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!
Release it the day before Christmas Eve!
Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!
On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
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Apparently February 22,2022. This is the day everybody and they mama decides to piss off Cameron’s all around the world. A day of complete irritation
“ hey why are u irritating Cameron so much?”
“Because it’s national piss Cameron off day”
April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day
Hey bro today's national fuck off day
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