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Bad excuse for Italian food. Bad excuse for food. Rubber bread sticks. Silly Salad. Overcooked fish. Overcooked (over microwaved) broccoli. Nasty-as-hell, disgusting "fettuccine." Gross, worse-than-frozen lasagne. But the water was fantastic. PUSH THE WINE!!
John: Let's go to Olive Garden!!!
Jane: No fucking way.
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A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with minuscule size and high price of the entrée.
Olive Garden is so gay.
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To "Olive Garden" a person means to enter into their bathroom in secret, open the tank of their toilet, and insert an entire loaf of bread and a can of tomato sauce. This will likely prevent flushing and create a priceless reaction when discovered.
"You just got Olive Gardened!"
"I just Olive Gardened her."
"Let's Olive Garden that person! It will be THE BEST."
"When I saw I had been the victim of a brash and relentless Olive Gardening I immediately vomited my dinner of delicious baby-back ribs into the very toilet that so offended me!"
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A great American Italian restaurant, mostly famous for their delicious bread sticks
“Mmm I love the Italian restaurant Olive Garden!” Said Samantha
Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.
Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)
Child: AaH
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Microwaved food at the price of a regular meal
I went to olive garden and had a bad time
Olive Garden is a food restaurant loved by many...it’s amazing cuisine consists of mouth watering foods such as pasta and breadsticks
“We HAVE to go to OG...it’s my favorite restaurant, im craving me some breadsticks the best food restaurant around” Olive Garden is a great restaurant with delicious foods
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