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1) An amazing sporting event that inspires my biggest goals and best dreams.
2) An event I will compete in.
3) An event that brings together the most inspiring and hardworking people in the world.
4) The event that taught me to work hard.
Stranger: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: An Olympian.
Stranger: Olympics! Awesome! Good luck!
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The only time that anybody will watch luge, curling, table tennis, ski jumping, or people swimming laps. Happens every other year, switching from winter to summer Olympics each time, often times being really awkward for the leaders of the countries who hate each other.
Right when I get really interested in seeing who wins in figure skating in the Olympics, they switch to curling.
The Olympics is that special time that ping pong becomes known as Table Tennis for a few weeks.
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An event that tries to cast itself as the world's largest sporting event that is truly international, even though people know its a load of bullshit since its always dominated by superpowers like the US. Sorry, the World Cup owns that distinction (and every other sporting or TV/Media event cannot come close to the influence it has on people's lives on a global scale).
Man 1: Hey the Olympics are going on?
Man 2: What Olympics?! Fuck that bullshit, I'd rather watch the World Cup... Which is far more fun and cool than the fucking Olympics!
(Man 1 seems upset at his friend and at himself)
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A bowel movement, generally quite large, which immediately preceeds participation in a sporting event.
'Are you off to the game now?'
'No, Im just going for an Olympic, I'll be back in five and we'll head off then!'
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Gay Competitive Sports That Takes Over Every Channel
OMG New Episode of Family Guy!
O Motherfucking Goddamn Shit-in-a-Banana-peel! The Fucking Gay Olympics Are On!
*Shoots T.V.*
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Very peu ouf type of person.
Most of the time crazy.
And she don't play Minecraft.
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Olympe is a very peu ouf type of person.
She don't play Minecraft : bad personality.
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