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Nig omlet refers to a black, amish child.
Have you ever seen a nig omlet?!
Are there any nig omlets?
I just saw a nig omlet in a buggy!
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Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet
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When a man is having anal k9 sex with a woman he puts his testicles in her vagina.
I'm pulling a western omlet on your mother in a sleazy motel hot tub, right now!!!
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During oral sex, deep throat the girl so much that she gags on your cock and throws up on it. Then have anal sex with the vomit still on your dick and you have made a spanish omlet
The bitch asked for breakfast in bed so i gave her a spanish omlet.
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To have intercourse so hard and make her lips of her vagina flop over with the males secretions in between
I gave Kaydee a Denver Omlet
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gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a smuthering it in shit and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could "tonuge punch the fart box" with it.
man1........my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.
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ok now... dis is the time matt hazan is feeling da need to eat eggs.. or do laundry
i cant i cant play pokaaaa... its omlet time
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