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Cum in her eye, quickly followed by a jab to the stomach. Forcing her to say "ARGH".
After having sex last night i gave her an One Eyed Pirate.
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When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.
Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.
A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"
Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.
I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.
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only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'
harrison was the parret in the parrot of the one eyed pirate
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When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
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The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.
Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.
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When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
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