tugging one out

the act of masturbating yourself by tugging on your dong

Bill: "hey where's John?"

Frank: "eh, he's probably at home tugging one out"



"nah, i don't think i'm gonna hang out tonight, i'll probably just tug one out and go to bed"

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pound one out

1.To Jerk off profusely, like a banshee. Usually when upset.
2.To Vigorously beat it when there isnt much time.

After a long fight with his girlfriend regarding her disintereset in putting out, Jason Grout proceeded to Pound one out in the upstairs bathroom.

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push one out

the act of going to the shitter and pushing out a huge turd.

I'm going to go push one out and smoke a doobie.

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Bust one out

Taking a fat nut.

Slut: cum on my face.

You: sorry, I’m out of banana juice I had to bust one out.

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Sit this one out

Popular Brit vernacular used when you just can't face taking part in something. First used in days of yore when people sat at the sides to miss a particular dance. Now it's used to skip meetings, when you're too drunk to dance with an ugly woman, or maybe skipping out on a party you know will suck weapon's grade ass.

"Dave, are you coming to Mike's birthday tonight?"
"Sorry mate, but he's a friendless loser, and I shagged his girlfriend. I think I'll Sit this one out, if that's alright with you".
"No worries fella."

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Rubbing one out

Simpley Just jacking off

"Dude, I just got done rubbing one out to a pic of your mom." thus like shwo

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Curl one out

To defaecate, usually making a curly shaped faeces.

On a Sunday morning I love to curl one out whilst reading the papers.

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