FBI OPEN UP

When people online are being creepy, the people will comment/reply and say “FBI open up!” showing that if they used that behavior IRL they would probably get arrested.

‘I’m 40 and I like 14 year olds.’
‘FBI OPEN UP!!’

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open up a can

Popular shortened version of "open up a can of whoop-ass," a statement generally used as a threat, but can refer to a beating/act of domination that occurred in the past.

1. "If ya'll don't stop your bitchin' I'm gonna open up a can!"

2. "I'm finna open up a can on your stanky ass"

3. "The kids were so out of control I had to open up a can right in the middle of the 7-11!"

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Open up the kimono

to expose the inner workings of a process or financial books. Typically used in the Tech industry.

we are meeting with the Venture Capital partners tomorrow, it's time to open up the kimono.

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FBI OPEN UP

FBI might be watching me

My waifu: Senpai HARDER FASTER DEEPER.....

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!

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open up a tab

To casually use another person's web browser while not changing any of their open windows. Most commonly this phenomenon occurs in a casual setting with a lap-top style computer.

Guy who needs to check email: "Hey, you mind if I open up a tab?"

Gal not using computer: "Sure, just make sure you close it out when you're done."

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Open Up Spies

Private spies to help you track down what the fuck your best friend is doing. If you need help, contact us or leave a like.

Boy 1: We need some Open Up Spies to track down our best friend
Boy 2: Where is our best friend?
Boy 1: In the forest, go get them.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: Because I said so.

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FBI OPEN UP

when your boyfriend rams you out of nowhere.

"FBI OPEN UP" *proceeds to ram pussy*

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